Hi and a Boulder splitting question

[Pwwhitley@zzzzzzz]

A couple of sticks of dynamite mudcapped on the boulder should do the
trick...or if you have a dozer on hand, just drop a couple of scoops of dirt on  the
dynamite.

OK...so you want it less violent...try a weedburner on the offensive
boulder, get it hot, then douse it with water.  Stand well back and don't  try this
at home...any of this.  Build that bonfire atop the boulder...too  often the
special ceremonies forget what actually does the work!
Cheers,  Philip Whitley