Mass work and Catlickers

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Always lift stones from the Masonary Position...now that's funny.

Here are some prize-winning misspellings which might bring back a few  smiles:

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked  readers to take
any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting,  or changing
one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are this year's {2005} winners:

1.   Cashtration (n.):   The act of buying a house, which renders  the
subject financially  impotent for an     indefinite  period of time.

2.  Ignoranus:   A person who's  both stupid and an asshole.

3.  Intaxication:    Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was  your money to start with.

4.   Reintarnation:   Coming back to life as a  hillbilly.

5.  Bozone (n.):   The substance  surrounding stupid people that stops bright
 ideas from penetrating. The  bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign
of breaking down in the near  future.

6.  Foreploy:  Any  misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting  laid.

7.  Giraffiti:    Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

8.   Sarchasm:   The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and  the person
who  doesn't get it.

9.   Inoculatte:   To take coffee intravenously when you are running  late.

10.  Hipatitis:    Terminal coolness.

11.   Osteopornosis:   A degenerate disease. (This one got extra  credit.)

12.  Karmageddon:   It's  like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then,  like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
serious bummer.

13.  Decafalon (n.):    The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are  good for you.

14.  Glibido:   All talk  and no action.

15.  Dopeler  effect:   The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they  come at you rapidly.

16.  Arachnoleptic fit (n.):    The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a  spider web.

17.  Beelzebug (n.):   Satan in  the form of a mosquito, that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and  cannot be cast out.

18.   Caterpallor (n.):   The color you turn after finding half a  worm in
the fruit you're eating.